i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????
I HATE BOYS
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
+ obtain wifi password
- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
you got it dude!!!
So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
vanilla couples trying bondage play for the first time
I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog